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When I was little (probably 8-ish), my grandparents took me to a big circus. (Which is silly, considering clowns scare me …but I digress) I remember the cotton candy, the peanuts, the elephants and….the poodles. They were jumping through hoops. Hoops of FIRE, no less. I was shocked and horrified and thoroughly furious at what ever dope ever thought that DOGS should jump through hoops of F.I.R.E.!!!
After the circus, Grandpa suggested we go walk around “back stage” and ~GASP~ there was the dog trainer. (cue “bad guy” music) “Hi folks, did you enjoy the show?” I was polite, but I assure you the air was frozen with the depth of my fury. He gave me a rather odd look and said, “Did you like the dog show?” “No.” (succinct, but still…almost polite) “Really, why not?” BOOOM! The dam burst forth and out it all rushed, “How could you do that? Don’t you know that those are somebody’s DOGS? That’s fire and that could hurt them and and and and and….” (I will mention here, that a) my grandparents never did understand me, I think I was always just a bit of a disappointment to them b) looking back I can’t believe I said the things I did and c) I’m a dog person and d)the dog trainer was slightly bemused, as well as amused.) When the diatribe had been spent – he gently turned me around and allowed me to see that the poodles were jumping through the hoops on their own. They liked it! WHAT?!! They MUST have burned any living brain cells while they were jumping through the fire, because everyone KNOWS dogs don’t like hoops! But they did. To this day, I have one thing to say about this story….. Read the rest of this entry ?